Horse Feathers (1932) Norman Z. McLeod

For The Marx Brothers the world and everyone in it is a target for ridicule. It makes no difference what one’s position is in life: politician, policeman, intellectual, thug, society matron or bimbo, all are treated with equal irrelevance. No one is immune, all are exploited as asinine know nothings. Though the Marx’s share the same universal space as the rest of us, they are a law unto themselves and the first rule is…everything is irrelevant. As for all other rules, just refer back to rule number one. As Groucho sings in the opening minutes of Horse Feathers, their fourth film, Whatever It Is, I’m Against It.

The Marx Brothers world juxtaposes ideas that challenge the normal thought process. We have Groucho telling Harpo, “Young man, as you get older, you will find out you can’t burn the candle at both ends.” Harpo proceeds to quickly rebuke this piece of worldly advice by pulling out a candle from underneath his coat that is doing just that! The Marx’s also fracture the rules cinematically with Groucho breaking through the fourth wall. During Chico’s piano solo, he addresses the audience directly saying, “I’ve got to stay here, but there’s no reason why you folks shouldn’t go out to the lobby until this blows over.” Living in the world of The Marx Brothers can best be described as a dreamy surrealistic trip, no need for drugs, recreational or otherwise, to help you along.

If there is one flaw with Horse Feathers it is the lack of having Margaret Dumont in the cast. The brilliant Dumont, who appeared in seven of the Brothers films is said to have never really understood most of their humor, yet she was an integral part of their success. Her snobbish, boorish, and sometimes naïve affectation made her the perfect foil for their rebellious behavior. Her presence is sorely missed here and in Monkey Business two of their greatest successes. Other than that, this film, the second of three, The Marx Brothers made for Paramount Pictures is pure artistic pandemonium.   By this point in their career they were in the middle of a series of iconic films that still stand today as gems of absurdist comedy. The anarchistic arm of comedy rules right from the opening scene when Groucho, as Professor Quincy Adams Wagstaff, the new President of Huxley University, sings out to his students his philosophy on life, Whatever It Is, I’m Against It.  And that is pretty much is the theme for the rest of this short, approximately 75 minute, gem of a film.

The plot, it you want to call it that, involves Wagstaff, who is more interested in football and women than education, mistakenly recruiting an Italian iceman,  Baravelli (Chico), and a silent dogcatcher Pinky(Harpo), at a local speakeasy who he thinks are ace football players. The plan is to make them students and help Huxley win the big  game against their rival, the University of Darwin.(1)

Now, if you think this film is too old fashion or too out of date, you’re not listening to it carefully enough. In the following exchange between Wagstaff and his student son, Frank (Zeppo Marx), they discuss the need for a college to have strong football team, even if it means buying one.

Frank: Dad, this college has had a new president every year since 1888.

Wagstaff: Yeah.

Frank: And that’s the year we won our last football game. Now, I like education as well as the next fellow…

Wagstaff: Well, move over and let me speak to the next fellow.

Frank: But a college needs something besides education. And what this college needs is a good football team, and you can’t have a good football team without good football players.

Wagstaff: My boy…I think you’ve got something there, and I’ll wait outside until you clean it up. I know it’s dangerous, but I’m going to ask you one more question. Where do you get the good football players?

Frank: Well, there is a speakeasy downtown…

Wagstaff: Are you suggesting that I, the president of Huxley College, go to a speakeasy without giving me the address?

Frank: It’s at forty two Elm Street, but you can’t go there. It’s unethical.  It isn’t right for a college to buy football players.

Wagstaff: It isn’t eh? Well, I’ll nip that in the bud. How about coming along and having a nip yourself. Or better still, you wait here.

Frank: Anything further, Father?

Wagstaff: “Anything further, Father? That can’t be right. Isn’t it anything  farther, further? The idea! I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived! In a speakeasy? Isn’t that against the law…selling football players in a speakeasy?

More than plot, The Marx Brothers are more about dialogue, skits, and the pandemonium created by disorderly insurgents in an orderly world. While the film follows a thin storyline. it is the individual skits or scenes placed together as a whole that make this film the hilarious anarchistic masterpiece it is. Each of the four brothers have a romantic interest. Only as would happen in a Marx Brothers movie, it is with the same woman. They all sing their own unique versions of Everyone Says I Love You while attempting to individually woo Thelma Todd (2) portraying Connie Bailey, a college widow (3) who dates Frank but is conspiring with a local gambler named Jennings (David Landau) who is betting big money on Huxley’s arch rival Darwin to win.  Jennings devises a plan to have Connie seduce Wagstaff so she can find out the Huxley team’s plays for the big game. The “seduction scene”  takes place on a lake with Wagstaff and Connie in a row boat. While attempting to retrieve the piece of paper with the plays from Wagstaff, Connie falls overboard into the lake screaming to the Professor to throw her a life saver; he does just that…a candy life saver.

The film’s final wedding scene which ends in what could only be described as a riotous orgy opens with Groucho, Harpo and Chico standing off to the side as bride, Thelma, and an unseen groom, presumably Zeppo, are receiving their wedding vows from the preacher. As soon as he pronounces the couple man and wife and tells the groom he can now kiss the bride, Groucho, Harpo and Chico literally jump all over Thelma groping at her as they all fall on top of each other with the film coming to a chaotic close.

The script was written by Harry Ruby, Bert Kalmar, S.J. Pearlman, Will B. Johnstone and Arthur Seekman.  Pearlman previously contributed to Monkey Business.  Arthur Seekman also worked on Monkey Business and would soon contribute to Duck Soup. The most memorable songs in the film (Whatever it Is I’m Against It, Everyone Say I Love You and I Always Get My Man) were written by Ruby and Kalmar. The team was also responsible for other classic Marx Brothers songs like Hello, I Must Be Going and Hooray for Captain Spaulding among many other songs throughout their long partnership, including “Who’s Sorry Now.” The partnership lasted  until Bert Kalmar’s death in 1947. The 1950 MGM musical, Three Little Words with Fred Astaire as Bert Kalmar and Red Skelton as Harry Ruby brought their story to the screen.

The Brothers next film would be the brilliant Duck Soup, directed by Leo McCarey, which sadly died at the box office. Contract negotiations and creative differences led to the end the Marx’s stay at Paramount. Irving Thalberg and MGM would pick them up; mixing in some romantic sub plots to appease the female audiences of the day. MGM also insisted on less freewheeling anarchy limiting the targets of their humorous abuse to the more unlikeable characters in the script. The first two films, A Night at the Opera and A Day at the Races remain classic Marx Brothers as long as you fast forward past the scenes with  the bland ingénue’s, Kitty Carlisle and Allan Jones. Unfortunately, their films would slowly begin to lose their edge due to the restrictions placed on them with only short spurts of their former selves revealing itself on occasion.

(1) Biologist Thomas Huxley was a strong supporter of Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution and was known as Darwin’s Bulldog. In this film the writers slyly pit Huxley University against their rival Darwin University.

(2) Thelma Todd’s short tragic life and death remain one of Hollywood’s great mysteries.  Known for associating with the mob underworld (she was at one time married to Pasqual DeCicco, a known associate of Charles “Lucky” Luciano who she also had an affair with). Todd was found dead in her parked car in her garage. At various times over the years her death has been ruled a murder, suicide or accidental carbon monoxide poisoning with the latter remaining the official cause of death. Andy Edmonds author of “Hot Toddy” makes a case for murder when Luciano wanted to incorporate gambling into a restaurant owned by Todd and her lover, film director Roland West.  Todd told him over her dead over which Luciano supposedly replied, “That could be arranged.” However, Simon Louvish in his Marx Brothers biography, Monkey Business, published in 2000, claims well known sources informed him that Todd, who had plenty to drink that night, was in the garage performing a sexual act on Roland West. Afterward, he left her there in the car in an alcoholic stupor where she passed out, lending substance to the suicide theory. Thelma Todd not only performed with The Marx Brothers. Other films included works with Laurel and Hardy and Charley Chase. She also was teamed with Zazu Pitts and Patsy Kelly in two separates series of short comedies.

(3) The phrase “college widow” is one of those terms that have been lost in time. It is mentioned several times in the film always referring to Thelma Todd’s character, Connie Bailey. The on-line Merriam Webster Dictionary defines the phrase college widow as “a young woman who dates college students of successive college classes.” That’s the nice way of saying it!

22 comments on “Horse Feathers (1932) Norman Z. McLeod

  1. Sam Juliano says:

    There are times John, when I think HORSE FEATHERS is the Marx Brothers’ greatest film, but I usually settle back into DUCK SOUP mode. Certainly, as you note, this plot-thin confection is fueled by skits and unforgettable dialogue, and it’s anarchy is as rampant as in any of the brothers’ films. The Stoogers’ episode ‘Violent is the Word for Curly’ bears many similarities to the basic premise of HORSE FEATHERS. This is a marvelous celebration of the film, written and researched to perferction John!


    • John Greco says:

      Thanks Sam, I too lean towward DUCK SOUP as their greatest film but I do love this film and MONKEY BUSINESS. ANIMAL CRACKERS and A NIGHT AT THE OPERA are two more of their best.


  2. Jon says:

    I agree with Sam, great writing here on this seminal Marx Bros. classic John. I’ve watched the Marx Brothers since I was 3 years old and have always loved them. This is one of their best, but yes I think Duck Soup takes the cake, and may be the greatest comedy of all time in my opinion so hard to top that. This one has a great propulsion and great gags though and just flies by with such energy!


    • John Greco says:

      Jon, i won’t argue with you on DUCK SOUP. It certainly would rank high on my own list of top comedies. The team was at their peak in material and popularity at this point in time.


  3. Kim says:

    Horse Feathers is a funny film, but not the best Marx Bros vehicle. I like when their films have a tad more of a plot.


    • John Greco says:

      Kim, for me plot is incidental in a Marx Brothers film. It’s all about exposing people no matter what their position is in life. Everyone is a target for their anarchistic behavior including themselves. Thanks for stopping by.


      • Charlie says:

        Thanks for the article. One of my favorite things in duck soup and night at the opera is the quality of people they work with and the parts given them. The comic pomposity of not only Margaret Dumont but Louis Calhern, and the wonderful Sig Rumann. Edgar Kennedy and Ed Keane contributed greatly, too. That’s part of what’s missing from HorseFeathers. Jennings/David Landau is too straight to be a straight man. I’m glad to hear Thelma Todd showed more life in Horse Feathers than in an earlier outing with the brothers, but her part doesn’t allow much except sex. Her baby talk in the canoe, which scene was funny for Groucho and for parodying and mentioning “American Tragedy”, makes us feel about her much like Groucho does, ready to dump her out of the boat. Duck Soup had Raquel Torres who supplied sex but was also fun to listen to; her dialogue contributed much like Chico’s.

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      • John Greco says:

        Charlie, I love all the films you mention and agree the supporting cast in Duck Soup and A Night at the Opera are superb. I recently watched a series of shorts with Thelma Todd and Zazu Pitt and while the quality varies Todd had a nice flare fo comedy as well as the sexy part. Thanks for you ur thoughts here.


  4. R. D. Finch says:

    John, like a lot of folks, I prefer the Paramount Marx Bros. films to those they made for MGM. I watched “Duck Soup” on New Year’s Eve, and there are a few films I can think of that are as funny as it is, but certainly none funnier and none more wacky. This one isn’t quite in the same league as “Duck Soup,” but it’s still one of their best. After “Duck Soup,” I think I like “Animal Crackers” and this one the most. Reading your post reminded me that it has some of Groucho’s best quips/wisecracks/puns, and lots of them too. I like your point that in their best films, everyone and everything is fair game for their absurdist take on life.


    • John Greco says:

      R.D. – ANIMAL CRACKERS, the three Paramount films and their first two films at MGM (A NIGHT AT THE OPERA and A DAY AT THE RACES) top the list of best Marx Brothers films. I love ANIMAL CRACKERS. The MGM films are bogged down a bit by the ingénue love interests (Kitty Carlyle and Allan Jones) which stops the film cold in its tracks. Then again, that’s why the fast forward button was invented so we can quickly get back to the Marxism. Thalberg forced the musical numbers and Carlyle/Jones on them to supposedly to grab the female audience interest.


  5. DorianTB says:

    John, I thoroughly enjoyed your review of HORSE FEATHERS as well as the info about Thelma Todd and the meaning of the term “college widow”! I saw The Marx Brothers’ MGM films with the romantic interests and the musical numbers before I saw their wilder, crazier early films, but that never bothered me. If anything, the musical numbers gave me a chance to take a breather after all the laughing! 🙂 Besides, I always had a soft spot for Kitty Carlisle in A NIGHT AT THE OPERA and Maureen O’Sullivan in A DAY AT THE RACES.

    That said, our daughter Siobhan first discovered The Marx Brothers on the TV animated series TINY TOONS when she saw their spoof of ANIMAL CRACKERS. When she began imitating Mrs. Rittenhouse even after we turned off the TV, we started steering her to other Marx Bros. movies. For the record, Siobhan’s favorite Marx Bros. bit is the stateroom scene in A NIGHT AT THE OPERA! 🙂


    • John Greco says:

      Well, I am glad Siobhan has good taste (of course, her parents do!) in comedy and that stateroom scene in A NIGHT AT THE OPERA is a masterpiece, just brilliant stuff. Actually, if I remember correctly, I too was frist introduced to the MARX BROTHERS via the MGM films and discovered the Paramount and early Universal films later on. Still, I can do without Miss Kitty and Allan Jones in OPERA. For me at least, it just slowed everything down. Thanks again for your thoughts here and keep Siobhan watching the classics!


  6. Professor Wagstaff says:

    A delightful film even though there are at least a couple of minutes missing (censored by Joe Breen for post-1934 re-release, and he required that the original negative be cut, not just the prints). Many of deletions are from the scene in Thelma Todd’s apt – as you can tell by the rough cutting. Perhaps someday the missing film will be found.

    This film is also special because Groucho plays the guitar on the wonderful song “Everyone Says I Love You”. This is the only film where he plays the guitar (except for about 5 seconds in “Monkey Business”) which he does quite well.

    Apparently college hasn’t changed much in 80 years, sex & sports still trump academics.


    • John Greco says:

      Professor! I have read about the censored scenes and sadly they have not popped in anyone’ basement or in some vault in Eastern Europe or South America as has happened so many times in the past with missing scenes from films. Like you, I do hope they still exist and will someday be restored.
      That boat scene with Groucho singing is classic. I love when throw Todd a “life saver!”

      “Apparently college hasn’t changed much in 80 years, sex & sports still trump academics.” This is so true!

      Thanks for stopping by and welcome!


  7. roy says:

    Richard Annobile’s book “Why a Duck” has all the original dialog of the deleted Horsefeathers scenes (deleted sentences, really). I wonder if he got them from looking at an unedited copy or from a script.


    • John Greco says:

      Hi Roy,

      I remember seeing that book in bookstores many years ago. Wow! Most likely from a script, I would think. Then again, there could have been scenes tha were removed from the final cut. Those scenes would be most interesting to see!


  8. […] John Greco at Twenty Four Frames explains the joke about a Huxley/Darwin rivalry, and also goes into Thelma Todd’s death a bit more in the footnotes. It involves oral sex, so you know you want to read it. […]


  9. B.P. says:

    Good article John! Interesting postscript about Huxley and Darwin. fyi – It’s Arthur Sheekman and S.J. Perelman


    • John Greco says:

      Thank B.P.! I was not aware of that about Sheekman and Perelman. Probably read it in a bio and forgot about it. Good to know!


  10. Jerry slaff says:

    John, In the last scene of Horse Feathers, with the three brothers getting married to Thelma Todd, there’s a FOURTH person in a top hat, hidden behind Todd. When the minister (ha!) pronounces them “man and wife” he immediately ducks out screen right. Who is that?


  11. […] For The Marx Brothers the world and everyone in it is a target for ridicule. It makes no difference what ones position is in life: politician, policeman, intellectual, thug, society matron or bimbo, all are treated with equal irrelevance. No one is immune, all are exploited as asinine know nothings. Though the Marx’s share the same universal space as the rest of us, they are a law unto themselves and the first rule is…everything is irrelevant. As for all other rules, just refer back to rule number one. As Groucho sings in the opening minutes of Horse Feathers, their fourth film, Whatever It Is, I’m Against It. You can read the rest of my review here. […]


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